FAQ :

 

 

 

 

-         Would you have rescued Jim or the treasure?

Wolvy: Um . . . well . . . ohm . . . that’s a rather mean question, y’know!

Silver: **chuckles**

Wolvy: **glares** What you’re laughing at?!

Silver: Nothing, why?! **grins**

Wolvy: I gotta think you bring me out of concept!

Silver: Do I?!

Wolvy: Yeah you do! Now lemme think . . . uhm . . .

 Silver: Y’know, it’s giving not a very good picture of you.

Wolvy: What?

Silver: That you gotta think so long if saving Jimbo or the treasure!

Wolvy: Says the right one! **pokes him**

Silver: Hey! **pokes back**

Wolvy: WAIT! I got it! You go & eat all the gold,  I go & save Jimbo! Then we dash of & wait . . . well, till the gold comes back the natural way! **grins**

      Silver: Brilliant! **looks at wolvy oddly**

Dolphy : "Ooh,very difficult question..."

Jim : "What!?"

Dolphy : "Well,I could need some new rings and charms and I love gold in general,it`s so shiny and sparkling and glittering...and all those precious stones!"

Jim : "You actually prefer some stupid stones to me!?...How nice." *turns insulted around *

Dolphy : "Did you know how beautiful sapphires can be?" *grins*

Jim : "Arrgh..."

Dolphy : "Hey,I was just kidding!" *pokes him* "Of course would I rescue YOU instead of the treasure and do ya wanna know why?"

Jim *curiously* : "Why?"

Dolphy : "`Cause YOU`re my treasure. "*hugs him*

Jim : "Awww."

 

-         Is Morph really that nice?

Wolvy: NOOOOO! He’s evil, eeeevil! The pure evil kept together in a floating pink blop! We’re doomed, doomed! He’s poting against the human society together with the cucumbers! Oh my dear god, we’ll all DIE! **freaks out**

Silver: You OK?!

Wolvy: Yeah . . . just fine, why you ask?! **twitches**  

Dolphy *joins wolvy* : "Damn,I`ve seen a cucumber...it`s hiding in the refrigerator!And I can remember Morph talking to it!They already have a plan to take over the world!" *imagines a morph- and cucumber-invasion* "Aaaaahhhhhh!!!"

Jim : "Calm down!"

Dolphy : " I AM CALM!!!"

Jim : "Do you want your medicine?"

Dolphy : "Medicine,yessssssssss!!!" *grins insanely*

 

-         How does "Bonzabeast“-stew taste?

Wolvy: Tasty, mhhhhhhhh, soooo tasty! Simply delicious! Yummy, yummy, yummy! SILVER! Look, harbour bunnies!

Silver: Where?! **looks around**

Wolvy: **whispers** Tobe honest, it tastes like mud, stinky, slimey, gluey mud, yuck!

Silver: What?! **glares**

      Wolvy: Nothing! **grins all innocent** I said Smiley is a stoned mutt!

Dolphy : "Bonzabeast stew?Believe me,you don`t wanna know..." *gets sick*

Jim : "Yeah,the eyes give it a very...weird aroma.Plus it looks totally disgusting...and smells disgusting...and it`s a disgusting feeling to be in the same room with it."

Dolphy : "Yep,to sum it up : Digusting all over!"

Silver : "Who wants an eye?"

Jim : "Dolph,RUN!!!"

*both run away*

Silver : "Pff,the behaviour of young people of today....disgusting!"

 

-         Have you ever tried solar-surfing?

Wolvy: Ohhhhh, suuuuuure! Every time I’m not bungee-jumping, wrestling with crocodiles or walking to skin-heads saying ‘How’s it doing Master Propper!’, I’m out solar surfing! Somewhere you gotta get your thrill from, neh?!

Silver: Sure & my hobby’s knitting!

Wolvy: Real now?!

Silver: **groans**

Dolphy : "Uhm,yes.But Jim wasn`t all too happy when I damaged his beloved solar surfer by crashing into the roof of the Benbow Inn...and neither was his mother." *eek*

Jim : "I wanted to kill you!" *glares*

Dolphy : "As wanted your mother." *gulps*

Jim : "My precious solar surfer...you murdered it!"

Dolphy *mutters to herself* : "I`m glad he didn`t yet notice what I did to his new solar surfer."

Jim : "What!?"

Dolphy *grins innocently * : "Oh,nothing.

 

-         Which of the pirates do you like the less and why?

 Wolvy: Morph!´Cause he’s evil! Pure evil! The mean lil’ thing, plotting to take over the world by pretending to be all nice & cuddley! But I came after his plan, I did! HAHAHA!

       Silver: **creeps off**

Dolphy : "Birdbrain Mary,no doubt!She looks,sounds and behaves like my former German teacher who`s easily over 100 years old...Honestly!"

Jim : "Yeah,sure.We all know that you do never exaggerrate,huh?"

Dolphy : "Ya don`t believe me?Here`s a photo of her." *shows him a photo of her German teacher*

Jim : "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Dolphy *grins* : "Heh,told ya!"

 

-         What would be your first order if you visited the "Benbow Inn“?

  Wolvy: The most expensive, most alcoholic, most disgusting thing they got on the card, so I only can eat one bite & then send it back!

 Silver: Why that?!

Wolvy: Cause you gonna pay, hon! **grins**

  Silver: **sweatdrops** Why did I ask?!

Dolphy : "A Bavarian pizza!Why?I`d just like to see Sarah`s face ´cause I don`t think she knows what a pizza or Bavaria or typical Bavarian ingredients are....Oh,by the way,such a pizza doesn`t exist,it`s just an invention of my weird mind.Thought it was funny." *lol*

Jim : "Yeah,incredible funny..."

Dolphy : "You don`t have any sense of humour!"

Jim : "Not true!"

Dolphy : "Yes,it IS true!"

Jim : "No!"

Dolphy : "Yes!"

Jim : "No!"

Dolphy : "Yes!"

... *hours later*

Jim : "...Dolph?"

Dolphy : "Hhm?"

Jim : "I`m tired,let`s go."

Dolphy *yawns* : "Okay...Heh,how much I love such pointless arguments!" *lol*