Funny Stuff

From "Jim`s Journal" :

"BUSTED TODAY.The cops finally caught me.They brought me to the inn and told my mom that next time I was going to juvenile hall.Boy,was she mad!I got the whole throwing-away-your-entire-future speech.UGH!!!"

"It`s a shame map opening isn`t a class at school.Then I would get an A on my report card for once."

"Doppler has on this stupid space gear he bought from a two-headed saleswoman.He looks like some antique spacer from a hundred years ago.Boy,did she take him for a ride."

"The etherium has been a little rough during the past few hours.Too bad I tossed out the etherium sickness medicine Mom packed for me-maybe one day I`ll learn."

"You hear a lot of rumors down on Montreassor about pirates hiding behind every asteroid out here in the etherium.I`ll keep my eyes PEELED..."

"I`ve been working in the galley for Silver nonstop.If I had wanted to work this hard,I could have stayed at home with Mom!"

"It can be pretty boring down in the galley.So Silver tells a lot of jokes-bad ones.

Q : How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?

A : A buck an ear!

Or-

Q : What is a pirate`s favorite class in school?

A : ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrithmetic!"

"Last night I fell asleep washing the dishes- HOW EMBARRASSING! When I woke up,I realized that Silver had covered me with a warm blanket.For such a salty cyborg,I think he can be a real softy."

And for all of you who love danger and adventure :

The recipe for Silver`s famous "Bonzabeast Stew" :

You will need :

1 quart bonzabeast broth

1 bonzabeast , defuzzed

5 purps , seeded and pureed

16 planktonics from the Calyan Abyss , coarsely chopped

- Bring bonzabeast broth to a low swimmer.Remember to plug your nose,since boiling bonzabeast can raise a stench that will hoist the sails on your solar galleon.

- Wash bonzabeast meat and pat dry.Be sure that all traces of fur have been removed or your guests will develop hairballs of galactic proportions.

- Add bonzabeast meat to broth,stirring slowly. ( Be sure to include all 12 eyeballs for added flavor.)

- Add purp juice and chopped planktonics,whisking thoroughly.Allow to simmer over low flame for 11 1/2 Procyan hours.

- Laddle into bowls and serve immediately.

ENJOY!