Scene : Jim tries to help Billy Bones to get up
Jim : „C`mon,gimme your arm.“ *collapses with Bones landing on him*
„Ugh,ever heard of a diet!?“
Bones *falls asleep and starts snoring*
Jim *depressed* : „Why me?I could have gotten a role in Pirates of the Caribbean but nooooo...!“
In Doppler`s house :
Jim *plays with the map*
Suddenly music starts coming out of the map :
Jim : „Sorry,wrong button!“
Scene: Doppler & Jim arrive on
the Legacy
Mr. Arrow: "I'm not the Captain . . . the Captain's in the rig!"
Amelia *leaps & jumps around elegantly, all look up in awe, suddenly she
get's stuck in a rope, loses balance & crashes onto the deck*
Stateroom scene :
Amelia : „Doctor,to mewl and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew demonstrates a level of in-inapi-inepidu-uh,oh damn,who has written that stuff!?“
Scene: Jim & Doppler are taken to the galley
Silver: "Ahhh, Jimbo!" *hold out all his kitchen vehicles to Jim*
Jim: " . . . "
Silver: *chuckles & wants to change his arm back to the hand* *sparks
suddenly fly out of it, followed by smoke*
Jim: *bursts out laughing*
Silver: Bloody Made-In-China stuff! *grumbles*
In the galley :
Silver : „Go on,Jimbo!Have a swig!“
Jim * greedily takes a spoon full of stew*
Morph *quickly transforms back into his real shape*
Jim *spits him out*
Director : „Boy!You`re not supposed to actually eat that stuff!“
Jim *looks sheepishly at him* : „Well,I`m hungry!“ *turns to Morph* „You should take a bath,Morphie...you`re tasting awful!“
Morph : „???“
Scene : Launch of the „Legacy“
Jim *runs to the bow of the ship and raises his arms in the air* :
„I`m the king of the world!!!“
Scene : Scroop threathens Jim
Silver *clamps his mechanical hand on to Scroop`s claw*
Scroop *lets go of Jim* : „Ouch!!!“
Jim *crashes on the ground* : „Ow!Hey,what the...!?“
Scroop *jumps up and down while clenching his claw* : „Ouch!Ouch!!Ouchie!!!That hurts so much!“ *gives Silver a pouting look* „That was so mean of you!“
Silver : „Stop whining,lad!It`s all written in tha script!“
Scroop *still pouting* : „You mean old cyborg!“ *blows his claw* „Ouchie!“
Jim *throws a disgusted look at him* : „You`re so embarassing...“
Scroop *starts crying* : „Everybody`s so mean to meeeee!“
Shortly after Silver had rescued Jim from Scroop :
Mr.Arrow : „What`s all thi-„ *slips and falls down the stairs*
Scroop *laughs and points at him*
Scene: The Legacy on her way
through the etherium
Amelia: *on the bridge checking the course*
Jack Sparrow: *leaps on board* „Avast! We hijack tha' vessel! Make no trouble
& nobody shall be 'urt!"
Will Turner: *jumps on boars right after him* „Aye!“ *pokes around with his
sabor*
Scene: The Black Hole
Jim: *tries to pull Silver back up with a rope*
Silver: *grips the mast & pulls himself up*
Jim: *let's go off rope*
Silver: *slipps* WAHHHHHH! *crash*
Jim: Woops! *chuckles*
After the incident with the black hole :
Amelia : „I must congratulate you,Mr.Silver.It seems your cabin boy did a bang-up job with those lifelines.“
Silver *nudges Jim*
Jim *nudges back*
Silver *nudges him again but much too heavily*
Jim *crashes on the ground*
Silver : „Heh,oops.“
Amelia : „All hands accounted for,Mr.Arrow?...Mr.Arrow?“
*everybody`s waiting for Scroop to appear*
Jim : „Where`s that guy!?“
Scroop *hanging between the sails and tied in the ropes* :
„Damn ship!!!“
Scene : Jim finds Morph in the purp barrel
Jim : „Busted!“
*jumps in the barrel,barrel falls over and rolls on the floor,knocking over the pirates who`re just coming into the galley*
Scene : Jim is hiding in the purp barrel
Scroop : „Ssstrong talk,but I know otherwise.“
Silver : „You got somethin` ta say,Scroop?“
Scroop : „It`sss that - Hey,where`s that sound coming from?“
The pirates go to the barrel and peer down into it.
Jim *eats a purp noisily* : „Uhm,is it my turn yet?“
Scroop : „Yummy,can I get one of these?“
Jim : „Sure!“ *throws one at him*
Director :“CUT!!!“
Scene : Mutiny of the pirates
Mr.Onus wants to raise the Jolly Roger but instead of the three-eyed skull there`s Winnie the Pooh on the flag.
Silver : „Okay,the fun`s over,who did that!?“
Scroop *giggles*
Scene: Jim & Silver confront
eachother after Jim discovered Silver's true reasons for being onboard
Silver: "Aye, let's play a game!" *tries to get out gun from his arm,
but a spoon appears*
Jim: "Yes, I like games!"
Silver: "Me too, just can't lose . . . like you!" *he tries again
& again, but everything expect the gun appeares*
Silver: *slightly annoyed* "Darn it! Where's the bloody gun!?"
Jim:*bursts out laughing*
Scene : The pirates try to open
the door to the stateroom
Silver : „Are ya takin` all day
about it!?“
*pulls the cannon from the
compartment in his cyborg leg but all that comes out of the cannon is a little
flag with Bang! written on it*
Silver : „...“
Pirates *laughing hysterically*
Scene : Dr.Doppler and Captain Amelia are in the longboat
and defending themselves against the attacking pirates
Doppler *tries to shot at the rivet that`s holding up the metal beam but fails*
Director : „Cut!Okay,next try!Take 2!“
Doppler *shots and misses the target again*
Director : „No problem,we`ve got time.Take 3!“
Some time later...
Director *on the verge of insanity* : „Take...27.“
Doppler *aims and hits* : „Oh my gosh!I did it!I DID IT!!!“
Director : „Finally!Hey,you got that scene?“
Cameraman *blushes* : „Uh,I stopped filming after take 14...“
Director : „...“
The longboat lands on Treasure Planet :
Jim *grins* : „Hey,can we do that again?“
Amelia and Doppler *glare*
Jim : „What!?“
Scene : Jim meets B.E.N.
Jim : „Eeewwww!It has touched me!Gimme a tetanus shot.NOW!!!“
Scene: Scroop races after Jim
Jim: *looks over his shoulder gasps & speeds up some more, throwing barrels
into the way*
Scoop: *snarls & turns to run on the ceiling* *suddenly he slips over his
own legs (which aren't few) & crashes to the ground* "Och! I fell
& can't stand up anymore . . . hello?!" *hears laughter all around*
"That ain't funny!"
Scene : Silver forces Jim to open the map
Take 1
Jim *presses some buttons*
Nothing happens.
*presses some other buttons*
Nothing happens.
*gets more violent*
Nothing happens.
*jumps on it and then throws it against the wall*
Map opens.
Jim : „Everything works better with love.“ : P
Take 2
Jim *presses some buttons*
Light blue dust flies out of it and a rose and blue castle appears.
Doppler : „The way to...Disneyland!?“
Jim : „Okay,whose map is this!?“
Silver *glares at Scroop*
Scroop *whistles innocently*
Scene: Silver & the others
finally reach the treasure
Silver: *knees down & digs his hands into the gold* „Yes! finally! Wha'
I've been waitin' for all my live!“ *shoves the gold into his pockets*
Barbossa: *smacks him* „Paws off, matey! That's my treasure! I didn't work 10
years to get the whole thing together just for some rascals coming & take
it away again!"
Scene: Silver saves Jim from the
abyss
Silver: *pulls Jim back onto the platform* "Jimbo . . . I am your
father!"
Scene: Jim get's ready to jump off the ship with his 'self-made' solarsurfer
Silver: "Keep care, lad!"
Jim: "Whatever happens, don't turn around!" *nods*
Silver: *nods*
Jim: *jumps off ship, tries to start the engine of the solar surfer, nothing
but a little cloud of smoke hapens* WAHHHH!
Silver: *looks over reiling* "I told him to let the stundlad do it fer
him!" *chuckles*
Scene: The End, Jim races pass the
shpere & dials
Jim: *presses one of the little 'buttons'*
The gates open, Jim races through them, straight . . . onto the Black Pearl*
Barbossa: „Bloody! Where did he come from!?“
Jim: „Sorry!Wrong number!“
After the shooting :
The crew is on their way back home.
Jim : „I can`t get rid of the feeling that we`ve forgotten something...“
Silver : „Ye are a lil` bit paranoid,Jimbo,ain`t ye?!
Somewhere in the etherium :
Scroop *still floating in space* : „Uhm,guys?...Hello?GUYS!!!“